Bien Venido!

Everyone knows there is only one way to kick-off Cinco de Mayo, and that is-
Hungover.  So we're throwing a "Quatro de Mayo" shin-dig Friday May 1st.

This party/bar-b-que will not only be a celebration of the Mexico's victory
over Panama for the highest rate of child kidnappings, but it will also be
in honor of Eric Richard Anderson's 28th Birthday! (in addition to a late
celebration of Epstein's 19th)

This is more of a binge-drinking bar-b-que, than a party.  We will be
employing our resident homeless guy to grill up some burgers, dogs, brats,
breasts and ribs, along with any other meat provided.  If you want to be
"that guy" who brings an absurdly huge steak, seasons it for 30 minutes then
wants to cook it himself -like a jackass- that is fine too.

If you'd planned on going to the Royals game, skip it- because we'll have it
on the boob-tube.  Furthermore, I plan on attempting the "1 beer 1 hot dog
(per inning) challenge" and anyone is welcome to join me.  We will also have
some delicious B-day cake and assorted finger/snacking foods and side
dishes.  Also, I will be contributing my unprecidented creation- "Rusty's
12-layer dip."

You are welcome to bring your own booze and alcohol by-products, but we will
be providing a few batches of 'hop-skip-and go naked' as well as Anderson's
famous HELLO!-Jello Shots. If you're feeling really latino, we will also
have a new adventure of a shot, called the "Live Cougar" -Quantities will be
limited.

In hopes of pleasant weather, the festivities will continue in the backyard
as we have a brand new set of washers (some white trash game that Tom Grams
plays; something to do with KU sports and all-male leap from, I think)...

And finally, Hensler gave some chick the tongue tornado on the dance floor at
Cactus Cafe a couple weeks ago that works for a company called 'Fun Services'
and now she's hooking us up with a dunk tank for dirt cheap, so bring
your fun hat and a change of clothes because everyone will get a chance to
dunk or be dunked. -if we can swing it, the tank will be filled with
tequilla instead of water.

As always the evening will conclude around 10-11pm, then we will debate
about which bars to go to for roughly 45 minutes and then head to Kelly's,
Harpo's and back to Kelly's...

Please come see us on friday afternoon/evening and help us ring in the
Japanese New Year.